
“Thou shalt not steal!”
Said Sam to Neil,
“You should not lie,”
Said Jane to Si.
“It’s wrong to kill,”
Said all to Jill
As she ate her big pork pie.
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“I’d never steal!”
Replied cross Neil,
“I do not lie!”
Outraged was Si,
“I would not kill!”
Snapped back young Jill
As she swallowed piglet pie.

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