So the princess made a deal …

Ahhh!!!

I will not renegotiate!

That very afternoon …

Among the sunflowers

The Princess Awoke

Deep Sleep

Incognito

The Princess Who Liked To Be Popular

In a Fairy Tale World

fairy tales

“T-wit T-woo,” go the owls,

Sc-ratch and dangle, the spiders.

The witch is thinking, she frowns, she scowls,

New brooms fly by with riders.

***

A flickering light, the rising of smoke,

From the clearing, through the trees,

Gives away the location of quivering folk

Around the fire, on their knees.

***

In a fairy tale world with fairy tale rules

The wicked have much to fear.

They’ve been unkind, selfish, heartless fools,

Which won’t be tolerated here.

***

Fairy tales, creepy tales, mystical magic tales,

Castles and fairies and witches and ghosts.

Suspend disbelief for these ‘anything can happen’ tales,

Where innocents get rescued and evil gets smote.

witchy tale

Fairy Tales Shelf – Coming Soon!

Who said that?

Tongue Twisters

The End ….. for now

Where are you going?

I just remembered …

I’ve got a bamboo toothbrush

 

bamboo toothbrush

I’ve got a bamboo toothbrush,

It’s the best one you can own.

It’s not as good as mine though,

Mine is red and yours is brown

****

Yours is red because it’s plastic,

You know plastic isn’t good.

It is good coz it’s shiny.

Yours is dull, it’s made of wood.

****

Toothbrushes by the millions

Are thrown away each year, 

And because they don’t rot naturally,

Lifetimes later they’re still here.

****

Well at least my plastic toothbrush

Won’t make forests get the chop.

Your wood one’s killing all the trees,

You shouldn’t kill trees, so stop!

****

No, bamboo is not like other trees, 

Because it grows so fast.

They’re always planting new ones

So their supply will always last.

****

And when my toothbrush is old and useless,

When I have to throw it out,

The natural fibre it’s made from

Will safely, quickly rot.

 Would you like a bamboo toothbrush?

Look here

and here

and here

and here

bamboo toothbrush

Or maybe they sell them at your local health food store? 🙂

Isn’t it a yucky thing?

The Rebel Gang Files

This place is haunted

I know why Venus glows

Peckish

The English Family Anderson – the story continues

Veganism

Brother Eagle, Sister Sky

Appreciate the little things

still have a hot cup of tea

‘Twas the night before the weekend,

And something was in the air.

His face looked concerned when he told me,

Though he tried to hide his despair.

****

“The internet’s stopped working!

I don’t know what to do!”

To ease his mind by distraction I said,

“The hot water’s stopped working too!”

****

He reached for my hand and squeezed it,

Breathed deep and smiled at me.

“At least after your cold shower,” he said,

“You can still have a hot cup of tea.”

****

[Inspired by an internet-free 3 days which turned out to be very liberating and enjoyable.  Internet’s back but not the hot water – that’s ok, cold showers are very refreshing 😉 ]

Cheep Chirp

The Ravens Watch

vegan poem

The gamekeeper walks, shotgun in hand,

A frown on his face, he litters the land

With barrels and bags of game bird feed,

With cages and wire, and bodies that bleed.

****

The bodies of animals killed by his gun

Are hung on the tree, one by one.

With hardness of heart, and misery of soul,

The gamekeeper’s is a grotesque role.

****

Day after day, and year after year

He does his job with no guilt and no fear.

What he doesn’t know is that someone is watching

And when the storm comes … his clock will stop ticking.

****

Land Rover won’t start, the engine’s kaput,

The storm closes in as he trudges on foot.

He strides for the castle, to find some shelter,

He’s whipped by debris as the wind rises higher.

****

It’s darker now as the rain lashes down.

The ravens watch the sinister clown.

He’s soaked and he’s angry, he yells at the sky,

And the lightening yells back “And now you must die!”

Skipping Lunch

Bzzzzz …

Now where have I smelled that before?

Halfway there

Warming up

Vegan Business Cards

Summertime!

Green Smoothie Magic

Answerin’ Back

Luke Walker - vegan comic for childrenShe said

“Do as you’re told

So that as you grow old-

-er, you’ll learn how to be a success.”

****

I said

“What’s that to me

If there’s no bumble bee

And the world’s all polluted wiv mess?”

****

She said

“Be quiet and sit still

Or you certainly will

Be punished and I’ll send home a letter!”

 ****

“Don’t answer back,

Good manners you lack,

You should know that your teacher knows better.”

****

I said

“That’s not always true,

I mean, wasn’t it you

Who told me people were s’posed to eat meat?”

****

“Now that can’t be right,

We don’t have sharp enuf bite,

To kill a animal for us to eat.”

****

“So if it’s alright wiv you,

I think I’ll just have to,

Answer back when I think of a question.”

****

“Like Tuvok I won’t

Nod my head when I don’t

Agree wiv a nillogical lesson!”

Be like Luke – think for yourself and never stop asking questions 🙂

Let’s eat!

Wait!

Nutritious Still Life

Puddlesplashers

Wetsox Puddlesplasher,

That is my name.

My job is important

But it feels like a game.

***

We clamber through ditches,

And sink in the mud.

We jump down from earth mounds

And land with a thud.

***

Soggybottom Puddlesplasher,

My close relation,

Is my partner at work,

This mucky vocation.

***

litter picking poem

***

litter picking poem

***

But that is no matter,

There’s no turning back.

We have to keep going,

And fill our sack,

With bottles and cans,

Some broken, some shredded,

That were dropped by the stupid,

The thoughtless, wrong-headed.

***

These everyday things,

Used once and tossed out,

Are dangerous now,

To the others about

Their business as usual,

Living their lives.

They step on a shredded can,

That cuts like knives.

They eat plastic pieces

Or cigarette butts,

Which hurt them as much,

As the broken glass cuts.

***

So our job is important

And we’ll always stay

Proud Puddlesplashers,

Day after day.

Baa baa black sheep

This little piggy …

Flos says “Plastic bags suck!”

On record

Hazardous

Whispers

Crash!

Next suspect?

Focus