If you like it, why d’you trash it?
Do you have a brain at all?
Has your grey matter turned to splatter?
Tie your laces or you’ll fall.
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So you buy it and you eat it,
Crap and junk degrade your mind.
Fat and flesh foods, blood and death foods,
You’d be brighter if you’d been kind.
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But you’re not bright, you’re a moron,
Piles of crap wherever you’ve been.
It’s our world you declared war on,
Stupid stinker, eat your greens!
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Violet’s Vegan Comics – creating funny vegan stories and poems for all ages since 2012
8 responses to “How many morons holiday here?”
That sort of behavior boggles my brain, I don’t understand carelessness.
I know what you mean, and I don’t think carelessness is a strong enough word on its own.
I cannot understand why people leave litter all over, like you say they are morons.
It’s really frightening to think how many of them are at large. Reminds me of Idiocracy – brilliant movie, becoming truer every day.
Love this. I ask myself this question every time I go to my local dam and see all the new piles of beer cans/fishing lures/bait tubs/etc. These are generally local people that come back to these spots frequently. I don’t understand, even from a selfish perspective, why you would trash it if you’re coming back. I’d hate to see these people’s houses. Or the insides of the fish they catch there….
Thank you. I know, it’s incomprehensible. Interesting though that I’ve never found the wrapper of a health food littered, have you?
No! That’s a very interesting point. I never thought about it. It’s usually McDonalds, bags of chips, and alcohol bottles.
Just shows what junk food does to the brain 🙂