How many morons holiday here?

If you like it, why d’you trash it?

Do you have a brain at all?

Has your grey matter turned to splatter?

Tie your laces or you’ll fall.

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So you buy it and you eat it,

Crap and junk degrade your mind.

Fat and flesh foods, blood and death foods,

You’d be brighter if you’d been kind.

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But you’re not bright, you’re a moron,

Piles of crap wherever you’ve been.

It’s our world you declared war on,

Stupid stinker, eat your greens!

8 thoughts on “How many morons holiday here?

  1. Love this. I ask myself this question every time I go to my local dam and see all the new piles of beer cans/fishing lures/bait tubs/etc. These are generally local people that come back to these spots frequently. I don’t understand, even from a selfish perspective, why you would trash it if you’re coming back. I’d hate to see these people’s houses. Or the insides of the fish they catch there….

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