If you love reading, you’ll really love Shepherd

Shepherd is an innovative site to explore if you’re looking for something to read. It’s a new approach which uses authors to recommend their favourite books, thus creating a vast library of recommendations. Whatever you’re interested in, fiction or non-fiction, just type the topic into their search and it will suggest some lists that might interest you. For example, if you search for veganism, it suggests –

  • The best books about vegan travel
  • The best vegan health books
  • The best vegetarian cookbooks for easy and delicious meals
  • The best and most recent books about yoga and Ayurveda
  • The best books about conscious plant-based cookery

So you never know what you’re going to find ๐Ÿ˜€ Each one of the Best Books lists has been written by an author who will recommend their own book and five others by different authors which fit under that heading.

But that’s not all. The search for veganism also triggers suggestions of other bookshelves:

The best books about …

Veganism
Japan
Minimalism
Pizza
The Amazon Rainforest

photo by Veronika Andrews of pixabay.com

On the other hand, you might search for an author or a specific book. If you search for The Long Winter by Laura Ingalls Wilder, the results give you five different Best Books lists which include it, and suggests bookshelves about The American Frontier, Europe, Jewish History, The Roman Empire, and Preschool. I know why The American Frontier came up, and Preschool, but I wonder why those other subjects did ๐Ÿ˜€

It can be so hard to find something you want to read because you don’t always know what you’re looking for. Shepherd gets it! Their unique library system gives you access to a diverse range of recommendations that you might not otherwise have discovered.

I was thrilled to be asked to write a Shepherd page and mine is called The best books for children which are also loved by adults. Check it out – see what I recommended! ๐Ÿ˜€ And share it as well, if you don’t mind ๐Ÿ˜‰

photo by Hermann Kollinger of Pixabay.com

Dickie Dumbman’s Dairies

Part one of Maddicts continues from yesterday [not recommended for readers under 12]:

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10:13 HRS Ballโ€™s Pig Farm, Cambridgeshire, UK
Mother and son, Kevin and Mary Ruth, protest outside.

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Sorry for the depressing start to the weekend, it’s not all like this, as you’ll discover on Monday.

But if you don’t want to stop on such a downer, read on! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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This comic was created with Comic Life by Plasq

Maddicts was created by Violet’s Vegan Comics ยฉ 2012

Violetโ€™s Vegan Comics creates funny, enlightening and sometimes action packed vegan childrenโ€™s books for readers of all ages.

Since 2012

Maddicts Part One: Tuesday 16 March 2027

Maddicts begins – read on if you dare!

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[A dark satire recommended for readers aged 12 and up]

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Intensive farming practices continued to escalate, subjecting billions of miserable, tortured souls to barbaric treatment.

Newspaper clippings:

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ The scene is set! Maddicts Part One begins tomorrow!

But if you don’t want to wait, you can read the whole story now ๐Ÿ˜‰

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This comic was created with Comic Life by Plasq

Maddicts was created by Violet’s Vegan Comics ยฉ 2012

Violetโ€™s Vegan Comics creates funny, enlightening and sometimes action packed vegan childrenโ€™s books for readers of all ages.

Since 2012

Luna’s Voice by Jania Williams

Jania contacted me recently and asked if we would share her vegan children’s book about a little girl with selective mutism.

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With beautiful illustrations by Olin Tri Djasfar, this delightful little rhyming story explains how hard it is for Luna to talk to people outside her own family. Except cows. She feels relaxed and happy, talking to cows.

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But when she witnesses the heart-breaking scene of a baby being wrenched from his mother, she determines to find the courage to speak out and tell all her friends about the horror of the dairy industry.

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This is such a beautiful story of empathy and courage which shows that, with kindness, everybody wins.

Luna’s Voice is available in paperback on Amazon but you can also read it for free right here ๐Ÿ˜€

Marcus’s Wishes read aloud

Luke Walker: animal stick up for-er, chapter 8 read aloud

Luke Walker: animal stick up for-er, chapter 7 read aloud

Listen to The King’s Three Sons

AudioBook – Luke Walker: animal stick up for-er, Chapter Five

Fairy Tale AudioBook: The Princess Who Liked To Be Popular

AudioBook – Luke Walker: animal stick up for-er, chapter three

AudioBook – Luke Walker: animal stick up for-er, chapter two

AudioBook – Luke Walker: animal stick up for-er, chapter one.

The Two Little Pigs in hardback

I’m sure I must have told you that The Two Little Pigs is available in paperback but what’s new is that you can now get it in hardback!

This would make a beautiful vegan birthday present for a little one who likes stories about animals ๐Ÿ˜€

And with that we wish you many happy storytimes โค

The Two Little Pigs

is available in hardback for ยฃ12.50,

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in paperback for ยฃ3.50,

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and can be read for free right here ๐Ÿ˜€

Have a great day! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Prices correct at time of writing.

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Educational colouring book

Colour by Nutrients - vegan colouring book.

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Here is a wonderful educational colouring book:  Colour By Nutrients.

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It is at once a resource for artistic indulgence and an educational tool.  Divided into chapters of different vitamins and minerals, the book illustrates which foods contain significant amounts of each.  The authors are happy for teachers and parents to photocopy the colouring pages for use in the classroom.  All in all a delightful way to learn about nutrition.

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This 119-page book is approximately 19 x 25 cm.

You can buy it here ๐Ÿ˜€

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Or if you’d rather get the e-version and copy or print the pages yourself, it’s free to download here:ย  Colour By Nutrients pdfย 

We think that learning about good nutrition to build a strong immune system is more important than ever, so we’re thrilled to be able to do this.

Stay well.ย  Stay clean.ย  Stay compassionate โค

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Violetโ€™s Vegan Comics โ€“ creating fun and happy vegan childrenโ€™s stories, poems and things-to-make-and-do since 2012

Violetโ€™s Vegan Comics โ€“ creating fun and happy vegan childrenโ€™s stories, poems and things-to-make-and-do since 2012

Reflecto Girl #7 – OUT NOW!

40% off!

Our butch friend, Kurt, is eager to share the new Maddicts paperback with you ๐Ÿ˜€

This portable little A5 book is available from our Lulu shop and, for a limited time only, you can get 40% off!

It can be yours for just ยฃ3!!!!

Ok, gotta run – I know a few library shelves that are screaming out for these babies! ๐Ÿ˜€ย  Thanks Kurt, you were great ๐Ÿ˜‰

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psย  When you go to our Lulu shop, if the prices are not displayed in your country’s currency, just click on the Cart at the top right of the screen and then you can click the flag and select which country you’re shopping from ๐Ÿ™‚

Maddicts is a vegan graphic novel, suitable for readers aged 12 and up, also available to read here.

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Vegan Story Time #8: The Two Little Pigs

Vegan Christmas Market

Feeling Christmassy? ๐Ÿ˜€

Then don’t miss the Be The Future Market Christmas Special!

All you have to do to win a beautiful vegan story book is roll the dice and get an even number ๐Ÿ˜€

But

they’ll all be wrapped in Christmas paper so you won’t know which one you’ve won ๐Ÿ˜€

It’s 50p a go and there’s a prize every time!

ie if you roll an odd number you get a booby prize ๐Ÿ˜€

But of course it’s not just us there – there’ll be loads of stalls filled with wonderful vegan gift ideas and yummy things to eat.

So come on down to Stoke Newington, North London, and have a lovely time at the Be The Future Vegan Christmas Market – we look forward to seeing you there ๐Ÿ˜€

Click here for full details of how to get there ๐Ÿ˜€

Have a great weekend! xx

Story Books for Christmas

Christmas is just around the corner and if you’re looking for something different, something special for the little ones in your life, you can’t go wrong with these lovely books from our little Lulu shop ๐Ÿ˜€

There’s the Luke Walker collection – humorous juvenile fiction for readers aged 8 to 108,

Colourful picture books and rhyming stories for the younger set,

and even a colouring book which teaches how nutritious plant food is.

Plus there’s all the Brave Girls comics (Reflecto Girl, Megan & Flos, and Venus Aqueous) not pictured here and more coming soon.

Just pop over to the shop and have a browse – quick before it’s too late!ย  If the prices shown aren’t your national currency, just click on the cart and select what country you’re shopping from by clicking on the appropriate flag.

They are beautiful books – I promise you won’t be disappointed ๐Ÿ˜€

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The Two Little Pigs in paperback

An Unordinary Lion (an unthinkable truth)

Here is another bright and fun rhyming story for little children from Dragana Vucic Dekic (author of The Not-So Crazy Cow).

It’s about a lion who, unable to hunt due to an injured paw, is forced to sit still and watch the world go by.ย  In doing so he notices that the other animals around him, those he used to call prey, fuel their bodies with plants.

The more he watches his neighbours, the more he admires them.

So much so that he decides to follow their example and adopt a plant-based diet himself ๐Ÿ˜€

An Unordinary Lionย  is a very enjoyable happy story, beautifully illustrated by Szucher Agnes.

Of course the writer doesn’t believe that a lion could just choose to go vegan, but by using the lion as the central character in this story she makes the subliminal point that, unlike natural carnivores, we can choose.

I woke up this morning with this story in my head and it struck me – the reason we find it so hard to convince the human population to go vegan, despite the fact that doing so would solve so many world crises, is because those in charge, those in control of education and mainstream media, consider the idea unthinkable.

In 2006 Al Gore, former American Vice President, made the film An Inconvenient Truth about the human impact on climate change.ย  In the same year the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organisation published the results of an investigation which concluded that animal agriculture produced more greenhouse gases than all transport put together.

The preface to the UN FAO report begins:

“The in-depth assessment presented in this document of the various significant impacts of the world’s livestock sector on the environment is deliberately termed Livestock’s Long Shadow so as to help raise the attention of both the technical and the general public to the very substantial contribution of animal agriculture to climate change and air pollution, to land, soil and water degradation and to the reduction of biodiversity.ย  This is not done simply to blame the rapidly growing and intensifying global livestock sector for severely damaging the environment but to encourage decisive measures at the technical and political levels for mitigating such damage.”

Of course there have been no decisive measures taken at the political level.ย  No one wants to touch it.ย  An Inconvenient Truth doesn’t mention animal farming or suggest transitioning to a plant based diet, but perhaps that’s because Al Gore didn’t know then.ย  Perhaps he hadn’t read the UN report yet.ย  People were hopeful, therefore, that the issue would be front and centre in his 2017 sequelย  An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power. ย Tragically it isn’t.

Rachel Krantz, lead writer for Mercy for Animals, criticised Gore for not highlighting the easiest and most effective thing people could do to save the planet:

“The link between our diet and the environment is both direct and strong.ย  To give you an idea, if every American committed to just one meat-free day a week, the impact would be equivalent to switching all our gas-powered cars to hybrids. … Important facts about the link between animal agriculture and the environment are left out of the documentary.ย  Perhaps the filmmakers thought that mainstream viewers couldnโ€™t handle the truth,”

According to a discussion between plant-based advocates which I saw on television some years ago, that’s exactly right.ย  One of them met Al Gore, who himself went vegan for environmental reasons, and he asked him why he hadn’t drawn attention to animal agriculture’s devastating effects on the environment in the film.ย  He was told – because people wouldn’t be able to handle it.

So that’s it?ย  The planet must die because people cannot conceive of a bacon-buttie-less world?

Come on Al Gore, make a new film – a completely honest one.ย  You couldย call itย  An Unthinkable Truth.

I understand that lions, except the Unordinary Lion, can’t live without meat.ย  But humans?ย  Come ohn!ย  Many of us have already proved that we can.ย  And if the rest of us don’t do it, that’ll be the end of that.

Let the Unordinary Lion be your inspiration.ย  Eat plants to save the world ๐Ÿ˜€

New Book: Chickpea Runs Away

Here is a gorgeous children’s book by Sarat Colling, with beautiful illustrations by Vicky Bowes and published by Vegan Publishers

Chickpea is a darling baby on a dairy farm who has been taken away from her mother and kept confined in a barn with others like her until it’s time for a frightening journey to somewhere bad.ย  Inspired by numerous real-life tales of cows fleeing captivity, Sarat’s story describes Chickpea’s split second decision to leap the fence and run for her life.

This heart rending story ends happily when Chickpea finds new friends and embarks on a new free and natural life.ย  A touching tale which shines a light on the harsh reality of animal farming without being too graphic, and inspires compassion for all animals.

This copy is available to borrow at Oh My Goodness vegan cafe library, Eastbourne ๐Ÿ˜€

Available in hardback (40 pages) and as an eBook

Price: $17.99 hardback, $7.49 eBook

Language: English
ISBN-10: 1940184487
ISBN-13: 978-1940184487

Available from Vegan Publishers and all good booksellers.

Vegan Cafe Library!

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Oh My Goodness vegan cafe at the Enterprise Centre behind the station in Eastbourne is now providing a free library of gorgeous vegan comics and story books ๐Ÿ˜€ย  You can help yourself to any book, or as many books as you like, take them home and bring them back when you’re finished with them.ย  It’s a simple as that!

Plus there’s also free fairy tales to keep, and puzzle pages, jigsaw puzzles and colouring books to enjoy while you’re waiting for your food!ย  What a brilliant cafe!ย  The food is also awesome ๐Ÿ˜€

Delicious food.ย  Free library.ย  Free fairy tales.ย  Wordsearches.ย  Crosswords.ย  Colouring Books.ย  Jigsaw puzzles.

Now that’s what I call a great venue!

Go on, treat yourself!ย  Get on down to Oh My Goodness vegan cafe, Enterprise Shopping Centre, Station Parade, Eastbourne, E. Sussex, BN21 1BD – and borrow some comics! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Vegan Life Magazine: August 2019

Vegan Life is a great magazine – written by vegans for vegans ๐Ÿ˜€ and this month they put us in it!!!!!

We are so excited to show you – a feature all about Violet’s Vegan Comics!!! – two full pages of writing, plus a couple of illustrations!ย  If you’ve already read it you might have thought it was just one long waffle from me talking about our stuff but I was actually answering questions posed by the magazine interviewer, they just didn’t print the questions ๐Ÿ˜€

Miranda was so excited she posed for a picture with the mag as soon as she saw it, but now that we’re famous I thought it would be a good idea to give her a disguise so that she doesn’t get mobbed by fans ๐Ÿ˜€

Of course it’s not all about us ๐Ÿ˜‰ย  There are loads of scrumptious recipes, interviews with activists and animal advocates, news about the rise of veganism in the mainstream and tons of positive vegan lifestyle inspiration.ย  There’s loads more on their blog too ๐Ÿ˜€

And if you like the mag – which I know you will – you’re gonna love their live event!

Vegan Life LIVE takes place on the 14th and 15th of March 2020 at Alexandra Palace in London.ย  There’ll be talks and cookery demonstrations and so many stalls full of yummy vegan products.ย  Check out some of the highlights of their event in 2017 to get an idea of what to expect ๐Ÿ˜€

14-15 of March.

Be there! โค

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The Not-So Crazy Cow

Here is an adorable book for little ones:ย The Not-So Crazy Cowย by Dragana Vucic Dekic.

The Not-So Crazy Cowย is a humorous, rhyming story about a cow who believes that the grass is greener somewhere else. Despite having royal treatment in her homeland of India, she longs to discover the big world. One day, she packs her bags, puts on her best hat, and sails from India to Europe. One wise stork tries to warn her of the upcoming challenges, but the cow follows her adventurous spirit to discover this for herself. Her journey is full of unexpected situations and very soon, the cow starts missing her homeland. This amusing book also presents an important question: who is crazy here? The cow or the world who treats her as if her life doesnโ€™t matter?

This bright and colourful, energetic tale, told entirely in rhyme and filled with beautifully quirky illustrations by Szucher Agnes, is an absolute delight.

A gem for tiny tots who will love the funny, happy pictures and pick up the subliminal message that cows deserve to be valued and esteemed the whole world over.ย  Donโ€™t worry, the not-so crazy cow returns home safely at the endย ๐Ÿ˜€

I think this book would make an ideal gift for little non-vegans because the storyโ€™s not overtly vegan but it sows a precious seed that might inspire them to question the choices of their non-vegan caregivers in the future.

You can find out more about the author and her humorous picture books that bring across a positive message by encouraging empathy between all living beings, by going to her website:ย momthemuse.com

Author:ย  Dragana Vucic Dekic

Illustrator:ย  Szucher Agnes

Genre:ย  picture book/stories in rhyme

Recommended for pre-schoolers

Published July 2019

Format:ย ย Paperback (43 pages)ย andย Kindle Edition (20 pages)

ASIN:ย  B07VD6YGN5 (Kindle)

ISBN-10: 1077863551
ISBN-13: 978-1077863552
Paperback Dimensions: 21.6 x 0.3 x 21.6 cm

Paperback Price:ย  ยฃ8.22

Available from Amazonย ๐Ÿ˜€

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The Dragons of Durga

The Dragons of Durgaย is an epic novel by Simone Spearman.

Itโ€™s a slow, gentle tale, beautifully told with detailed, poetic descriptions that transport you to a magical, imaginary world.ย  The story takes place in an ancient time. Long before anyone can remember, long before history was recorded, back when magnificent dragons still walked the Earth.

Spearman describes the different species as tribes โ€“ the Human tribe, the Dragon tribe, the Feline tribe, โ€“ all of whom live in co-operation and harmony.ย  The Dragons have a special relationship with Human children whom they teach and mentor, but this only lasts until they come of age.ย  Humans of age only get to commune with Dragons at the Midsummer celebration, to which every tribe of Durga is invited.ย  The picture is wonderfully idyllic until the unthinkable happens and a vision of the future reveals a world without dragons.

A myriad of characters โ€“ Dragons of all shapes and sizes, a winged Cat, an unpredictable Rat, a Human girl who can change into any animal, a Human boy who blames the Dragons for a past tragedy โ€“ embark on an epic adventure, all working together to ensure the survival of the Dragon tribe.

And itโ€™s a big hunk of a book โ€“ 538 pages!!!ย  It took me a good few weeks to finish it because unfortunately I only have time to read at the end of the day, just before I go to sleep, but it certainly made me look forward to bedtime.ย  I loved this book.ย  Itโ€™s wonderful to have quality literature in which the protagonists are plant-eaters who fight for peace, harmony and equality among species.ย  I love the dragons, I love the children, I love the weird and wonderful names they had and the innovative use of capital letters.ย  Thank you Simone L Spearman.

Author:ย  Simone L Spearman

Illustrator:ย  Jason Weaver

Genre:ย  Juvenile Fiction, Fantasy & Magic

Recommended for readers aged 8 and up

Published in August 2017

Format:ย  Paperback (552 pages) &ย Kindle

ISBN-10: 0999278207
ISBN-13: 978-0999278208
Product Dimensions: 12.7 x 3.5 x 20.3 cm

Available fromย Amazon in the UK, Europe, USA, Canada, Australia and Japan.

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Change the World with Rose and Chili

Hereโ€™s a cute little childrenโ€™s book byย Malte Hartwiegย ๐Ÿ™‚

Change The World With Rose And Chiliย has been written for little children who donโ€™t know the truth about where their food comes from, and it explains in simple terms that animals are not here for our use, they are here for their own reasons.

With adorable illustrations, Malte Hartwieg takes Rose and her best friend Chili on a journey to an imaginary world where, one by one, Rose meets individuals who are suffering because humans use them for food or clothing: a fox who has no coat, a sheep who has been robbed of her wool, a chicken bereft of eggs and a cow with no milk for her calf.ย  At every meeting Rose is moved to help these individuals by giving them her warm clothes or finding plant-based foods to replace the animal-based ones, and the imaginary world becomes a brighter, greener, happier place.

By the end, when Rose and Chili return home, Rose has learned how easy it is to change the real world: simply eat plants instead of animals.

This book needs to be on the shelves of nurseries and pre-schools everywhere so that little ones can learn, before they get brainwashed into accepting the status quo, how simple it is to change the world.

Just lovelyย ๐Ÿ˜€

Author/Illustrator:ย  Malte Hartwieg

Genre:ย  Juvenile fiction/picture book

Recommended for reading to pre-schoolers

Published July 2018

Format:ย  Paperback (24 pages)

ISBN-10: 1722463449
ISBN-13: 978-1722463441
Product Dimensions: 21.6 x 0.2 x 21.6 cm

Available fromย Amazonย in the UK, Europe, USA, Canada and Australia

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Healthy Eating for Life FOR CHILDREN

From the Foreword by Neal Barnard, M.D.: ย The writing of this book was motivated by the observation that many parents are unclear about how best to nourish their children at different stages of development. ย Well-intentioned parents like you want to do the very best for the long-term health and well-being of their children. ย They need help knowing where to begin.

Our hope is that by assembling an expert panel of doctors and nutritionists and by providing well-researched, easy-to-read information on healthy eating during childhood, we can help you promote excellent health for your children throughout their lives.

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Boy I wish Iโ€™d had this book when my children were little, then I wouldnโ€™t have been misled by my GP who pleaded with me not to make my baby vegan, saying that childrenย need dairyย for at least their first five years! ย I was very young, inexperienced and, since it was way before the internet, there was no one else to ask. ย It was another eleven years before we had enough information to understand that he was wrong, and our transition from vegetarianism to veganism left us feeling better than ever.

But that didnโ€™t prevent us being misjudged by another GP when I took my youngest to the doctor when she was about 11 because she was getting recurring headaches. ย Iโ€™d assumed she was suffering from migraines but as soon as the GP heard we were vegan she sucked in her breath over her teeth and said with confidence

โ€œCalcium deficiency!โ€

I insisted that that wasnโ€™t it, we get enough calcium from our fruit and vegetables, but she would not be dissuaded from her conclusion and sent us away after telling us to take some multi-vitamins, without doing any tests or examination. ย Some months later, thanks to a good ย GP advising us to go the optician and see if the headaches were due to a need for glasses, it was discovered that there was haemorrhaging behind her eyes caused by a benign brain tumour.

The world and medical practitioners are so much more enlightened nowadays though arenโ€™t they? ย Thanks to the internet and such widely available information shared online by vegan individuals, groups and organisations. ย So youโ€™d think that no one would be in danger of getting the kind of bad advice we got back then.

I was shocked to discover a few weeks ago that thatโ€™s not true. ย A friend of mine took her eleven and a half month-old baby for her โ€˜one year reviewโ€™ by a Health Visitor at a childrenโ€™s centre in Brighton and was told she should be transitioning her baby off breast milk and onto cowsโ€™ milk โ€“ for the calcium!!!!!!!

Thankfully my friend knows better but lots of people, like me all those years ago, will be swayed by this shockingly bad advice. ย Thatโ€™s why this book is brilliant. ย Because it comes from theย Physiciansโ€™ Committee for Responsible Medicine, written by Amy Lanou, Ph.D. who is Nutrition Director of the Physiciansโ€™ Committee (or she was when this was first published back in 2002 โ€“ oh I wish Iโ€™d had it then!) and got her doctoral degree from Cornell University, readers can rest assured that the book can be relied upon. ย And itโ€™s got so much! ย From a healthy pregnancy to healthy breast feeding to healthy nutrition for your child for the rest of his or her life, this book tells you everything you need to knowย ๐Ÿ™‚

And it even provides you with a ton of healthy delicious recipes:

I bought this one for my friend, but now Iโ€™m going to get another one for me!

Author: ย Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine with Amy Lanou, Ph.D.

Genre: ย Non-fiction, Plant-Based Nutrition

Recommended for teens and up

Format: ย Paperback (272 pages) and Kindle Edition

Published: ย February 2002

ISBN-10: ย 0471436216

ISBN-13: ย 978-0471436218

Dimensions: ย 15.5 x 1.9 x 22.7 cm

Available from theย Physiciansโ€™ Committee for Responsible Medicineย andย Amazon

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Fuzzy Mud by Louis Sachar

We love Louis Sachar (whose name rhymes withย crackerย โ€“ in case you were wondering) and after readingย Fuzzy Mudย I decided that it qualified as a vegan book for childrenย ๐Ÿ™‚ It doesnโ€™t use the v-word but the main protagonist seems to be a plant-eater (there is no mention of any meat/fish/egg or dairy in her diet) and the grippingly entertaining story is wrapped around a vitally ย important environmental message. ย I wouldnโ€™t be at all surprised to discover that Louis Sachar was veg*n but I have no idea whether he actually is. ย Anyway, this book qualifies so I wanted to share it with you ๐Ÿ™‚

The story is about Tamaya who has a scholarship to a posh school and walks there every day with Marshall who is a year older than her (theyโ€™re pre-teens I think). Theyย neverย go through the woods because there are creepy rumours about a strange guy who lives there. ย And theyโ€™ve been told not to. ย Meanwhile, on the other side of the woods a laboratory is developing a new โ€œgreenโ€ fuel, made of artificially engineered living micro-organisms, aka โ€˜fuzzy mudโ€™. ย Well, ย one day, after being challenged to a fight by the school bully, Marshall decides, for his own safety, to go home via the woods. ย Tamaya doesnโ€™t want to go that way but sheโ€™s not supposed to walk home alone so she follows him. ย And thatโ€™s when it gets really scary!

Iโ€™m not going to tell you anymore (and donโ€™t spoil it for yourself by reading the Amazon blurb because it gives too much away) because you should get the book and enjoy the whole thing from the beginningย ๐Ÿ™‚

Author: ย Louis Sachar

Genre: ย Juvenile fiction/thriller

Recommended for readers aged 8 and up

Format: ย Paperback (256 pages) and Kindle Edition and Audio Download

Published: ย August 2016

ISBN-10: ย 1408864754

ISBN-13: ย 978-1408864753

Dimensions: ย 19.7 x 1.3 x 13.1cm

Available fromย Amazonย and undoubtedly other bookshops and librariesย ๐Ÿ™‚

Chickpea runs away!

Love Unity Voice

Check out the new vegan online magazine LUV4All – 25 fantastic articles from vegans around the world. There’s so much fascinating and inspiring stuff to read – I’m reading one article a day. Like this one: Nation Risingย by Sheanne Moskaluk, about a Canadian campaigning group who are demanding their government stop subsidising animal farming and instead spend their tax dollars helping animal farmers to transition to crop farming.ย  You can watch a video ofย highlights of the protest speeches and interviews at Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Canada.

There’s an article by Katrina Fox about a new law in Missouriย which bans the use of โ€˜meatโ€™ terminology to describe any food products that havenโ€™t come from a slaughtered animal.ย  It means that vegan brands could face imprisonment or a fine of up to $1,000 if they use words like โ€˜sausageโ€™ or โ€˜hot dogโ€™ on their packaging or describe their products as plant-based โ€˜meatโ€™.ย  It’s absolutely crazy and of course is whole heartedlyย supported by the Missouri Cattlemenโ€™s Association, because they want to ‘protect the integrity of their products’!!!!!!

Honestly, this mag has so much – you can read about activism, animal rescue, health, athletics, lifestyle, raising vegan kids, there’s even an article about Violet’s Vegan Comics ๐Ÿ˜‰ It shares veganism from all walks of life, everyone playing to their strengths and being part of the solution.ย  This is only the second edition (the first came out in May this year) so if you don’t want to risk missing it in the future, make sure you subscribe in the top right hand corner of the Home Page ๐Ÿ˜€

 

A Hornby HART Review: Let the dogs out

New Bookshop Open Now!

We’re very excited to tell you that we’ve just opened our new bookshop, right here at Violet’s Vegan Comics! ๐Ÿ˜€

We do have quite a lot of titles now you know ๐Ÿ˜‰

So,ย  if you’re in need of some new bedtime stories, or you’ve got some adventure-loving kids who are partial to exciting comics and stories, or maybe they’d prefer a colouring book, or a notebook, or someone’s birthday’s coming up, you don’t have to go to Amazon, you can get them right hereย at Violet’s Vegan Self-Service Bookshop ๐Ÿ™‚ย “What d’you mean, self-service?” I hear you ask.

Well, our bookshop is a little old fashioned for a web shop, in that nothing’s automated.ย  There’s no basket and no one’s going to add up your total for you, you’ve got to do it yourself.ย  It’s what you might call a minimalist shop.ย  No added extras, just a load of book images with prices on, a contact form, and a paypal button at the bottom ๐Ÿ˜€

You’ll see when you get there, it’s all explained and very straightforward, but basically you just choose which books you want, add up the total in your head, add ยฃ2.50 shipping to your total and pay the Grand Total through Paypal after telling us what you want using the contact form.ย  Simple.

The other thing that makes our shop rather old fashioned is that there’s no NEXT DAY DELIVERY.ย  In fact there’s unlikely to be a next week delivery.ย  Remember the days when you were told to allow 28 days for delivery?ย  That was normal right?ย  That was to be expected.ย  Well, when you remember that you’ll be pleased to learn that when you order books from us they’ll probably be with you in a couple of weeks ๐Ÿ™‚

They’re printed on demand you see, in America.ย  So if you’re ordering from America they might be with you the same week.ย  It just depends how far they’ve got to travel.ย  We’ve found that our orders reach us in the UK in about two weeks. Yes, in fact, every order we’ve placed has been with us two weeks later.ย  I don’t know how long they’ll take to other countries, but hopefully we’ll find out soon ๐Ÿ™‚

So you’ve got to wait a bit longer than you’re used to.ย  But so what?ย  What’s your rush?ย  These books are worth waiting for ๐Ÿ˜€

And the up-side?ย  Well, the up-side is that you can order them from anywhere in the world.ย  You can only get them from Amazon if you’re in America or Europe but we’re happy to send them anywhere ๐Ÿ˜€

So, next time you’re looking for vegan children’s books, give our selection a browseย  – there’s something for everyone ๐Ÿ™‚

See the bookshop link in the top menu ๐Ÿ˜€

Let the dogs out NEW EDITION, Coming Soon!

A lovely time was had by all

HART’s inaugural vegan potluck event on Hornby Island was a roaring success – not surprising when you look at the feast that all the attendees put together ๐Ÿ˜€

Everybody kindly wrote a list of ingredients to put with their contribution so that food intolerances could be avoided, although it was all vegan of course ๐Ÿ™‚

There were thirty attendees including a couple of holiday makers from off the island and, well, if you take a look over here you get the whole story from the person who put it all together: Sarat Colling, founder of Hornby Animal Rights Team.

The same event also played host to HART’s first pop-up library and we’re thrilled to see some of our books among the collection.ย  Some of the attendees became library members and the first books were loaned.ย  Anyone who is within reach of Hornby Island, BC, will be delighted to learn that more pop-ups are planned and will be publicised via the website – so subscribe if you don’t want to miss it.

If you don’t want to wait for the next pop-up to join the library, you don’t have to.ย  If you’re a local, you can check out the list of books for loan and then emailย hornbyhart@gmail.com with the title(s) you wish to borrow and your contact information.ย  They will arrange a time to leave the books for pick up in HARTโ€™s box at the Co-op Free Post.

Such a great idea ๐Ÿ™‚ I hope lots of people will be inspired to do it in their area so that we’ll all be in reach of one ๐Ÿ˜€

The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers book trailer

Megan & Flos Book 1 trailer

Reflecto Girl Book Trailer

Venus Aqueous Book Trailer

Animal Advocacy Pop-Up Library

Molly the cow who escaped the slaughterhouse and ran into the forest

The above is the gorgeous profile picture of HART: Hornby Animal Rights Team,ย a not-for-profit organization dedicated to animal advocacy and education, on Hornby Island, British Columbia, Canada.

On Friday March 30th, just two days from now, HART will be holding their first event – a community vegan potluck at New Horizons.

In addition to the vegan feast and short film, HART’s first event will also launch their animal advocacy pop-up library.ย  The library books will be on display for browsing and borrowing, and people will have the opportunity to become library members.

The pop-up library is a brilliant idea! ๐Ÿ˜€

They are planning to cycle from place to place with a trailer full of wonderful animal-friendly books, fiction and non-fiction, for children and adults, and be the most eco-friendly mobile library you can imagine.ย  You can read their books at the event or take them home and return them later ๐Ÿ™‚

Quite a few of our books are among the HART Animal Advocacy collection, I’m very excited to tell you, so if you’re in the area, take the opportunity to get over there and borrow something, and make some new friends while you’re at it ๐Ÿ™‚

If you’re not in the area, as most of us aren’t unfortunately, why not think about setting up your own Animal Advocacy Pop-Up Library in your community?ย  It’s such a brilliant idea don’t you think?ย  You can contact HART via their website or email them atย hornbyhart@gmail.com for more info about how they’re doing it.

The witch’s spell and how to break it

Good instincts

For all the Luke Walker chapters clickย hereย ๐Ÿ™‚

Chapter 16 continues from yesterday:

Mum opened the bedroom door.

โ€œLuke, donโ€™t you want to help decorate the tree?โ€

โ€œerm, no thanks,โ€ he said without looking at her.

โ€œAre you okay?โ€

โ€œYeah.โ€

โ€œAre you sure?ย  You havenโ€™t been yourself since we went to the Maybury Centre.โ€

Luke didnโ€™t say anything.ย  Mum tried again.

โ€œWhat happened to upset you?ย  I thought youโ€™d like it there.โ€

Luke let go of his trains, sat back and looked at her.

โ€œIโ€™m fed up.โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€

โ€œCoz Iโ€™m fed up of grown ups not doinโ€™ what they say.โ€

Mrs Walker waited for more.

โ€œMaybury is a animal sanctry wot says it teaches people to be kind to animals.ย  A man from Maybury even came to give a talk at school to tell us not to keep animals in small cages, or let them have puppies.โ€

โ€œOkay,โ€

โ€œSo why do people whose whole job is lookinโ€™ after animals and teachinโ€™ other people to look after โ€™em propโ€™ly, still let animals be killed for food?ย  Why donโ€™t they care about them animals?ย  Why do they onโ€™y care about some animals?โ€

โ€œWhat makes you think โ€ฆโ€

โ€œThey sell dead animals in their cafe.โ€

โ€œReally?ย  That does surprise me.โ€

โ€œIf I canโ€™t trust people whose job is lookinโ€™ after animals then I canโ€™t trust nobody.ย  โ€˜cept myself!โ€

โ€œOoh, thatโ€™s hard.ย  No wonder youโ€™re fed up,โ€ said Mum sympathetically.

โ€œAnd Joe,โ€ he admitted.

โ€œWell, thatโ€™s something.ย  But you know Luke, you shouldnโ€™t give up.ย  You should tell them how you feel.ย  You should tell them you are offended by their decision to sell meat in their cafe.โ€

โ€œI did tell โ€™em.โ€

โ€œGood.ย  And what did they say?โ€

โ€œNothinโ€™ sensible.ย  Jusโ€™ said it was okay cozย it was ranginโ€™ and stainable.ย  Rubbish!โ€

โ€œTell them again.ย  Write them a letter.โ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s the point?ย  They wonโ€™t take no notice oโ€™ me.โ€

Mrs Walker was sorry her son felt so discouraged.ย  It was a terrible thing to lose your faith in humanity at such a young age.

โ€œThe thing is,โ€ she told him, โ€œyou never know when someone might listen.ย  The only thing you can be sure of is that if you donโ€™t say anything, they definitely wonโ€™t get the message.โ€

Luke looked at her and didnโ€™t say anything.

โ€œCome with me, come and help decorate the tree,โ€ she said.

When they got to the living room Jared and Dad already had things well underway.ย  The tree was gleaming with glittery gold and silver tinsel and different coloured shiny baubles.

โ€œMm, pretty good,โ€ said Mum, โ€œbut itโ€™s missing something.โ€

โ€œThe star for the top,โ€ said Jared, โ€œIโ€™m just about to do it.โ€

โ€œSomething else,โ€ said Mum and she left the room.

A moment later she was back with a small box from the kitchen.ย  She handed it to Luke.

โ€œNo Christmas tree is complete without a few sweet treats,โ€ she said, smiling.

Luke looked in the box.ย  It was full of chocolate Santas.ย  On the wrappers were the words:

Moo Free Organic Chocolate,

DAIRY FREE, GLUTEN FREE, VEGAN

Lukeโ€™s jaw dropped and his eyes lit up.

โ€œAre these for me?โ€ย  he asked.

โ€œNo, greedy boy, theyโ€™re for all of us!ย  Why donโ€™t you hang them on the tree?โ€

โ€œBut, โ€ฆ how come โ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œI found your leaflets,โ€ Mum explained.

โ€œWhat leaflets?โ€

โ€œThe ones stuffed in the back pocket of your black cords; the black cords you shoved under the bed and forgot about I donโ€™t know how long ago.โ€

โ€œOh, I wondered where they were.โ€

โ€œWell I found them and I checked the pockets before putting them in the wash, and there were these leaflets.ย  One with a picture of a cow on the front entitled โ€˜The Dark Side of Dairyโ€™ and one with a cute little brown and white piglet on the front entitled โ€˜Think Before You Eatโ€™.โ€

โ€œAnd you read them?โ€

โ€œAnd I read them.โ€

โ€œAnd thatโ€™s why โ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œYes it is,โ€ she paused for a moment, searching for the right words.ย  โ€œLuke,โ€ she went on, โ€œyou have good instincts.ย  When you started this crusade for animals you did it on instinct.ย  You hadnโ€™t been told any of the shocking facts and figures that are in those leaflets, you just knew it wasnโ€™t right.ย  And you did something about it.ย  You spoke out bravely and you acted.ย  You broke the rules when you felt you had to and you endured punishments, but you never wavered; you never stopped fighting.โ€

Luke nodded.ย  He wasnโ€™t sure why his mum was explaining something that she must have known he already knew, but he waited.ย  It would become clear eventually.ย  She continued.

โ€œSo I donโ€™t want you to give up hope now.ย  I want you to know that if you keep trying, you will make a difference.ย  You have already made a difference for Curly and Little Squirt and the rabb.., er, the damsons, but even more than that, youโ€™re a good influence on other people.โ€

Now, those were words Luke never thought heโ€™d hear from his mother.

โ€œYou have been a good influence on us.โ€

At this point she took his hand, led him into the kitchen and opened the freezer.

โ€œWhat dโ€™you fancy for Christmas dinner?โ€ she asked.

Luke looked in the freezer.ย  It was full โ€“ Mum always did a big shop for the Christmas holidays โ€“ and there were quite a few unfamiliar boxes and cartons.ย  He lifted them out one at a time to read the descriptions:

Cauldron Wholefood Burgers

Made with Chickpeas, Cauliflower, Aduki Beans, Broad Beans, Spinach, Onions, Garlic & Potatoes

Cauldron Wholefood Sausages

Made with Grilled Vegetables (Peppers, Courgette, Onion), Beans & Wheat

Cauldron Aduki Bean Melt

โ€œThe combination of aduki beans, spinach and mushrooms deliciously filled with mango chutney and carefully coated in breadcrumbs gives a satisfyingly moreish taste.โ€

Biona Red Lentil Sun Seed Burger

A flavoursome vegan burger made with red lentils, pumpkin and sunflower seeds with a subtle hint of spice. Made using all natural, organic ingredients and free from artificial colours or flavours. Perfect loaded with your favourite burger toppings, added to salads or dipped in sweet chilli sauce as a tasty and nutritious snack.

Can be eaten hot or cold.

Deeโ€™s 6 Leek & Onion Vegan Sausages

The perfect partner to velvety mashed potatoes and homemade gravy, our Leek and Onion Sausages will become anย instant family favourite on your weekly menu.

Dragonfly Organic Bubble & Squeak Tatty

Our Tatty is a vegetarian burger that has a real bubble & squeak feel about it, made using locally sourced cabbage and onions

Linda McCartney Vegetarian Country Pies

Vegetarian pie made from a shortcrust pastry base, filled with rehydrated textured soya protein in a rich onion and beef-style gravy, topped with a puff pastry lid.

Linda McCartney Vegetarian Sausage Rolls

Vegetarian Cumberland sausage-style filling wrapped in puff pastry.

And there were three flavours of luxury organic vegan ice cream:

Booja Boojaย Hazelnut Chocolate Truffle,ย Booja Boojaย Raspberry Ripple andย Booja Boojaย Caramel Pecan Praline.

Luke was no longer fed up.ย  He smiled broadly at his mum.

โ€œAre these for all of us?โ€

โ€œYes they are.ย  For all of us,โ€ she said happily, โ€œand I got them from Bescoโ€™s.ย  They sell them in mainstream supermarkets Luke and that just shows how much progress youโ€™re making.ย  Thatโ€™s what happens when you speak out and you keep speaking out.โ€

Mrs Walker was treated to a rare hug which lasted a good half minute, and then Luke ran from the kitchen.

โ€œWhere are you going?โ€ she called after him.

โ€œIโ€™ve got some letters to write!โ€ he said.

Happy Christmas everybody!

We hope you have a good one!

โค โค We’ll see you in the New Year! ๐Ÿ˜€ โค โค

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A penchant for wandering off

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Chapter 16 continues from yesterday:

โ€œLuke!ย  There you are!โ€ called Mum, โ€œyou do have a penchant for wandering off.โ€

Luke had no idea what a ponshon was but decided to take her word for it.

โ€œLook what Iโ€™ve got!โ€ she said.ย  She sounded excited.ย  โ€œI won it!ย  Well, I bought so many tickets I almost bought it!โ€

Luke looked at the slightly torn, slightly scratched, slightly coming apart at one end, box she was carrying.ย  He could hardly believe it.

โ€œIs that the same as ..?โ€ he asked her.

โ€œExactly the same!โ€ she said.ย  She sounded so happy.ย  โ€œHere you are darling, this is yours.โ€

She was holding a Hornby R.793 King Size Electricย train set.ย  It was exactly the same as Grandad Peteโ€™s.ย  Grandad Pete was Mumโ€™s dad and he loved trains.ย  He was a volunteer fireman at his local steam railway and he used to let Luke ride the engine with him when they visited at Easter and August bank holiday.ย  His Hornby train set had three locomotives โ€“ a King Henry VIII, a Class 29 (type 2) Bo-Bo, and a Class 3F Jinty Tank.ย  Plus it had coaches, wagons, trackside accessories and buildings.ย  It was brilliant.

Whenever they went to visit Grandad Pete, Luke and Grandad went up to the loft and played with the train set for hours.ย  It was always set up.ย  Always ready to play.

Grandad died the day after Lukeโ€™s seventh birthday.ย  He left Luke the train set in his will because he wanted it to go to someone who loved it as much as he had.

Sadly, Mum, because of an unfortunate series of events which were of no interest to Luke, accidentally backed over it with the car.ย  Luke had been devastated.ย  Mum equally so.ย  She couldnโ€™t replace it because they didnโ€™t make them like that any more.ย  And Luke didnโ€™t want just any train set.ย  But now sheโ€™d found one.ย  And it really was exactly the same as Grandadโ€™s.ย  Luke was momentarily lost for words.ย  He looked up at Mumโ€™s glowing face.

โ€œThank you,โ€ he tried to say but the words caught in his throat.ย  He was overwhelmed.ย  โ€œCan we go home and set it up?โ€ he asked.

โ€œNow?โ€ she asked, โ€œare we done here?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m done here,โ€ he replied.

***

On Christmas Eve, Luke pulled down the peak of his blue engine driverโ€™s cap, blew his whistle and called,

โ€œAll aboard!โ€

The train pulled out of the station.ย  It picked up speed and smoothly rode the tracks through Lego town, across the Scarf-River bridge, under the Bed-Tunnel through Bed-Mountain, and onto the Blue Pillowcase Coast.ย  When it got to Seaside station it stopped to pick up Batman, Spiderman and a couple of soldiers on leave, before continuing on its journey to the end of the line.ย  There was a near accident when a giant brown and white dog stepped onto the track but tragedy was averted when a quick-thinking observer lured the animal out of harmโ€™s way with a Digestive.

Outside, a car door slammed.

โ€œLuke, Jared โ€“ Dadโ€™s home.ย  Heโ€™s got the tree!โ€ Mum called from downstairs, โ€œcome downย and help me decorate it.โ€

Jared thundered down the stairs.ย  Luke was too busy.ย  Batman was late for a job interview โ€“ the train must keep going.ย  As it sped towards the old suspension bridge, the driver noticed two of the shoe lace suspenders had snapped, and the others looked like theyโ€™d struggle to take the strain.ย  He applied the brake but it was too late, the train was going too fast, it wouldnโ€™t be able to stop in time.ย  Suddenly Spiderman climbed out of the window and ran along the roof of the train to the front.ย  He spun his web and โ€ฆ.

Mum opened the bedroom door.

โ€œLuke, donโ€™t you want to help decorate the tree?โ€

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Story concludes tomorrowย ๐Ÿ™‚ย or you canย read the whole chapter right nowย ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Looking for a squashed cupcake

For all the Luke Walker chapters clickย hereย ๐Ÿ™‚

Chapter 16 continues from yesterday:

When he got to the cafe he decided to pop in.ย  He knew that 87p wouldnโ€™t ordinarily get him a cupcake but, since the end of the day was approaching, they might have made them half price.ย  Or maybe there was a squashed one that nobody else wanted.ย  It was worth a look.ย  He stepped inside and picked up a menu.ย  That was somewhat disturbing.

This animal sanctuary, this place of love and compassion, of respite and rescue; this place whose slogan,ย โ€œWe care about the well being of every animalโ€, was written across every sign and above every doorway, was selling dead animals in its cafe.

Luke spoke to the lady behind the till.

โ€œWhy are you selling meat?โ€

โ€œErm, well, itโ€™s on the menu,โ€ she replied.

โ€œBut why is it on the menu?โ€

โ€œBecause itโ€™s a cafe,โ€ she said, not knowing why he was confused.

โ€œItโ€™s a animal sanctโ€™ry cafe,โ€ Luke pointed out, โ€œand meat is dead animals.โ€

โ€œAhh,โ€ she replied, finally understanding where he was coming from. โ€œAll of our meat is from local, free range farms.โ€

โ€œWhat does that mean?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s sustainable.โ€

โ€œWhat doesย thatย mean?โ€

By this time a queue had formed behind Luke and when the manager saw that it wasnโ€™t moving, he came over.

โ€œIs everything okay over here?โ€ he asked the lady on the till.

โ€œOh, yes, erm, this young man has a question about the menu,โ€ she told him.

The manager steered Luke away from the counter.

โ€œHow can I help you?โ€ he asked.

Luke started again.

โ€œWhy do you sell meat here?โ€

โ€œBecause people want to eat it,โ€ the manager answered.

โ€œBut what about the animals who get killed for your meat?โ€

โ€œWell, โ€ฆโ€

โ€œAnd your eggs?โ€

โ€œAh, the eggs โ€ฆโ€

โ€œAnd cheese and milk and ice cream?โ€ย  Luke was getting louder and people were starting to look.

The manager spoke quietly in an effort to diffuse the situation.

โ€œI assure you that all the meat, eggs, fish, and dairy sold here comes from local free range farms with sustainable practices.โ€

Luke was exasperated.

โ€œThatโ€™s what she said!โ€

โ€œYes.โ€

โ€œWhat does that mean?โ€

โ€œIt means that it doesnโ€™t come from factory farms where animals are kept in small cages.ย  The animals are well looked after and are free to walk around.โ€

โ€œUntil theyโ€™re killed,โ€ said Luke.

โ€œEr, yes,โ€ said the manager.

โ€œAnd are the killinโ€™ sheds free range?โ€

โ€œEr, no,โ€ the manager admitted.

โ€œAre they special killinโ€™ sheds or are they the same killinโ€™ sheds what the factory farm animals go to?โ€

The manager knew a lot of eyes were on him and for a few moments he didnโ€™t say anything.ย  Luke, however, had plenty more to say.

โ€œTheyโ€™re the same horrible killinโ€™ sheds arenโ€™t they?ย  And them animals is the same as the animals who you look after here; who you say you love; who you say should be treated kindly.โ€

At this the manager felt he had a good come-back.ย  He answered with confidence.

โ€œAh, no, we donโ€™t sell the meat of any of the species who live at the sanctuary.ย  Only beef and pork and fish.โ€

Luke looked at him with disdain.

โ€œAnd,โ€ the manager added with a smile, โ€œwe do have vegetarian and vegan options on the menu.ย  Weโ€™ve got something for everyone.โ€

Luke was bitterly disappointed in what he had thought was a wonderful place.ย  That this was happening made absolutely no sense to him.ย  He was so sick and tired of adults saying one thing and doing another.ย  The manager, taking his silence as an end to their debate, turned to walk away.ย  Luke touched his arm and said,

โ€œSo, you know about veggietareun food, you know thereโ€™s no need to eat animals, but you still have โ€™em killed because some people like eatinโ€™ โ€™em.ย  And Maybury says it wants to teach people how to be kind to animals but it doesnโ€™t set a good example of not eatinโ€™ โ€™em.ย  It lets people think itโ€™s okay to eat โ€™em.ย  It pretends itโ€™s not cruel to eat โ€™em so people keep on doinโ€™ it.ย  So itโ€™s your fault when people keep on doinโ€™ it coz you could โ€˜ave told โ€™em not to and you didnโ€™t.โ€

He turned and walked out.ย  He didnโ€™t want a cake any more.

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Story continues tomorrowย ๐Ÿ™‚ย or you canย read the whole chapter right now, no waitingย ๐Ÿ˜‰

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The beginning of the end

For all the Luke Walker chapters clickย hereย ๐Ÿ™‚

And here is the beginning of Chapter 16, the final chapter of the second book, More Luke Walker: animal stick up for-er:ย 

Luke Walker and the Maybury Christmas Fayre

Luke reached for it at the exact same time as Jared.ย  They scowled at each other.

โ€œLet me have it.ย  I saw it first,โ€ Luke insisted.

โ€œWe saw it at the same time,โ€ Jared argued, โ€œand Iโ€™m the oldest so you have to do what I say.โ€

โ€œI do not,โ€ said Luke emphatically.

โ€œBoys!โ€ Mr Walker halted their squabbling, โ€œwhatโ€™s the trouble now?โ€

โ€œI want to get this for Mum,โ€ explained Luke, โ€œI saw it first.โ€

โ€œNo he didnโ€™t!โ€ argued his brother, โ€œIย saw it first andย Iย want to get it for Mum.โ€

The item in question was a dainty ceramic ornament depicting Little Bo Peep with a lamb โ€“ an ideal Christmas gift for anyoneโ€™s mother.ย  Dad took it off them and asked the lady how much it was.

โ€œAll the small ornaments are 50p,โ€ she told him.

Dad looked at Jared and appealed to his better nature.

โ€œLuke doesnโ€™t have much money Jared, so this is all he can afford.ย  Youโ€™ve got your paper round money so youโ€™ll be able to find something else.ย  Let your brother have this one.โ€

Jared shrugged.

โ€œOkay,โ€ he agreed and wandered off to the home-made jam stall.

Luke pulled a sticky fifty pence piece out of his pocket and handed it to the lady. She wrapped the ornament in tissue paper for him.ย  Dad smiled.

โ€œYour mumโ€™ll love that Luke, nice find.โ€

โ€œWhere is Mum?โ€ Luke asked.

โ€œWhere dโ€™you think?โ€ said Dad, grinning.

โ€œTombola!โ€ they both said at the same time.

This was the first time theyโ€™d been to the Maybury Christmas Fayre and it was pretty good.ย  There were lots of stalls where you could buy Christmas presents for reasonable prices โ€“ some things were second hand, some were home-made.ย  There were games, like Mumโ€™s favourite, the Tombola, where you had to get a ticket ending in 5 or 0 to win a prize, and some which had a prize every time like the lucky dip or Lukeโ€™s favourite where you paid 50p for a jar wrapped in Christmas paper without knowing what was in it.ย  If you were lucky it might be a jar full of sweets or marbles; if you were unlucky it might be full of tea bags.ย  But even that wasnโ€™t a complete loss because it could be a Christmas present for someone.ย  Nan liked tea.ย  There was also a cake stall, a raffle, and a dog show to see who was the prettiest dog and who was the cleverest dog and who was the most obedient dog.ย  Luke knew that Dudley wouldnโ€™t enjoy that because he was theย type of dog who had no interest in performing.ย  Heย wasย clever, but didnโ€™t feel it necessary to prove that to anyone.ย  He was his own dog and Luke respected that.

The other good thing about the Christmas Fayre was that it was in aid of helping animals.ย  Maybury Centre for Animal Welfare was a sanctuary where they looked after horses and donkeys and sheep and chickens and tortoises and anyone else who needed help and came their way.ย  They also rescued dogs and cats and rabbits and guinea pigs whoโ€™d been abandoned or neglected or cruelly treated, and they found happy new homes for them.ย  Luke was very glad that his Christmas shopping money was going to such a good cause.

By three oโ€™clock Luke had done all his shopping and was very happy with what heโ€™d got for everyone: Little Bo-Peep for Mum; gloves for Dad; football book for Jared; jar of tea for Nan; bowling DVD for Grandad; and a jar of marbles for Joe. Plus heโ€™d been lucky enough to score a jar of gobstoppers and a really cool stainless steel whistle for himself.

Luke had 87p left so while Dad went to find Mum, he decided to have a final look round.ย  In doing so he came across a man wearing climbing gear standing behind a table with a pen and a long list of names and numbers.

โ€œSponsor me to abseil down the clock tower?โ€ he solicited.

โ€œWhatโ€™s that?โ€ asked Luke.

โ€œAbseil means to descend down the side of a building on a rope.โ€

Luke looked confused.

The man tried again to explain.

โ€œSo, Iโ€™ll stand on the top of the tower wearing this harness attached to a rope which will be doubled through a loop. And Iโ€™ll jump off the top and bounce my feet on the side of the tower, going down bit by bit, sliding the rope through my hands until I get the bottom.โ€

โ€œYeah, I get what you mean, but why would you do that?โ€

โ€œTo raise money for Maybury.โ€

โ€œBut why donโ€™t you get sponsored to do somethinโ€™ useful, instead of abstaininโ€™.โ€

โ€œAbseiling,โ€ he corrected. โ€œRaising moneyย isย useful for Maybury.ย  They can do a lot of good things with it.โ€

โ€œYes, but if the thing you got sponsored for doinโ€™ was useful as well, like you could get sponsored for pickinโ€™ up litter, then you would get moneyย andย at the same time you would have done somethinโ€™ really useful.โ€

The man looked over Lukeโ€™s head at the elderly couple approaching his table.

โ€œSponsor me to abseil down the clock tower?โ€ he asked them.

Luke moved on.

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The Christmas Market

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Chapter 15, the denouement :

At ten forty-five on Tuesday morning, Luke and Joe climbed aboard the school minibus and grabbed two of the back seats.ย  Tania and Isabel grabbed the other two.

“This should be good,” said Isabel.

“Yeah, I need to get something for my mum and something for my grandad,” Tania replied.

“Is that all?” Isabel was impressed, “I’ve still got to do all mine.”

The engine started.

“Okay everybody,” Thomas shouted from the front, “seatbelts on.ย  Off we go!”

Luke and Joe pulled their lunch boxes out of their bags.ย  Isabel laughed.

“We’ll be there in ten minutes,” she said, “you shouldn’t spoil your appetites – I bet there’ll be some delicious Christmas food at the market.”

“Nah, we’d rather eat now,”ย  said Luke as he bit into his blueberry muffin.

Tania looked over at their lunches and it reminded her of something she’d been meaning to tell them.

“Thomas is a veggie.”

“Is he?” said Joe.

“I think so.ย  I saw Mrs Tebbut offer him one of her homemade mince pies yesterday and he asked if they had vegetable suet in them.ย  She said she wasn’t sure so he said no thank you.”

“He’s cool,” said Luke approvingly.

“Yeah,” Joe agreed, “it’s good he works in our class and dint stay with Ms Robinson.”

***

The Christmas market was really crowded.ย  It stretched the whole length of Fish Street which had been closed to traffic.ย  Mr Beardsley told everyone to make sure they were always in sight of himself or Thomas.ย  They were not to go off anywhere by themselves.

There was a Christmas tree at the car park end of the street, huge and covered in twinkling white lights.ย  Next to it the Salvation Army band played Christmas carols and the whole atmosphere was happy and festive.ย  The first stall sold reindeer food at a pound a bag, for anyone who wanted to leave a treat for Santa’s friends on Christmas Eve.

At the second stall, if you weren’t short of cash, you could buy a hand-calved Buddha.

The third stall looked more fun – they were selling robots playing snooker.ย  Luke thought he wanted one but forgot about it as soon as he saw the bird whistles on the next stall.ย  He’d always wanted to be able to communicate with birds.

The fifth stall sold snake-length marshmallows; the sixth sold Turkish Delight; the seventh had models of owls and elephants in jars; the eighth sold rock crystal lamps; the ninth had reindeer-shaped planters. Before long the market lost its charm for two boys with no money.

“Let’s go over there,” Luke suggested, pointing to an empty bandstand on the lawn behind the stalls.

“Mr Beardsley said we’re s’posed to stay in sight,” said Joe.

“We will be,” Luke assured him, “we’ll be able to see everybody from up there.”

The boys squeezed between the chocolate scissors stall and the cannabis incense stall and climbed onto the raised platform of the bandstand.ย  They sat comfortably with their feet dangling and tucked into their sandwiches while they watched the merry throng.

“This is good,” said Luke smiling, “I don’t mind shoppin’ if I don’t have to actually shop.”

By the time they’d finished their lunches their classmates were out of sight and Joe felt they should try to catch up.ย  Luke disagreed.

“No, we might get lost.ย  We should wait coz they’ll have to come back this way.ย  Look, I can see the minibus from here.”

“That’s not our minibus.ย  Ours doesn’t have a green stripe down the side.”

“Doesn’t it?” said Luke, a little thrown.ย  “Oh, well, they’ll still have to come back this way.ย  I think we should wait.”

They only had to wait for another quarter of an hour before they saw a couple of familiar faces.ย  Tania and Isabel were hurrying across the lawn towards them.

“There you are!” said Isabel, gasping for breath.

“Luke! – You’ve got to come!ย  They’re selling reindeer skins!” said Tania.

“And reindeer burgers!”

Luke and Joe, crestfallen, climbed down from the bandstand and followed the girls to the far end of Fish Street, where all the food stalls were. Luke was sad but not surprised to see what looked like hundreds of people eager to indulge in deep fried flesh foods, jostling to hold their positions in the queues.

“Say something!” Tania implored.

“What d’you want me to say?” Luke asked.

“Tell them they’re despicable to kill reindeer!ย  Tell them it’s sick to sell reindeer burgers at Christmas!”

In addition to the stalls selling reindeer, there was one selling inferno cheddar (cheese laced with chillies); another was selling turkey sausages spiced with chilli and paprika; another was using a cute-looking model pig to sell pork scratchings.

“You can tell ’em that if you want,” Luke said, loud enough to be heard by anyone who wanted to listen, “an’ I agree with you, but it won’t do any good.ย  Not while there’s so many stupid people who want to buy this stuff.”

“Who’s stupid?” said a large man in the spicy sausage queue.

“You lot,” said Luke unapologetically, “all you lot in these queues.”

“Is that right?” he said slowly, turning to face Luke with eyes narrowed.

Tania and Isabel blushed and took a step back.ย  Joe looked at his feet.ย  Luke didn’t move.

“Yeah,” said Luke, “Don’t you think it’s stupid to pay for somethin’ what’s killin’ the planet?”

A few more people turned to listen.ย  Luke went on.

“Well, I call it stupid coz animal farmin’ kills the sea and the rainforests and makes more greenhouse gases than cars an’ planes an’ all transport put together!”

“Says who?” asked the man sceptically.

“Said the United Nations.ย  Over ten years ago.”ย  He paused briefly to let them absorb it before concluding.ย  “Yeah, it’s pretty stupid to spend your money on killin’ the planet you live on.ย  You’re killin’ yourselves.ย  An’ your children.ย  An’ your children’s children.”

Luke was surprised and disappointed to get almost no reaction to his shocking revelation, but he didn’t give up.ย  He had more.

“An’ I should say it’s pretty stupid to let people starve coz you paid for their food to be given to seventy billion farm animals, just so you can eat meat an’ cheese.ย  Yeah, anyone who pays for that is pretty stupid alright.ย  And selfish.”

The large man laughed stupidly.

“But it tastes so good!” he scoffed and turned back to wait for his sausage.

In the silence before the conversational hubbub rose again, three or four people walked away from the food stalls.ย  Luke turned back to Tania and Isabel.

“See, there’s no point tellin’ people they’reย horrible for sellin’ horrible things.ย  They don’t care.ย  They’ll sell anythin’ if people’ll pay ’em for it.ย  It’s the people what pay for it who make it happen.ย  If they didn’t buy it, no one would sell it.”

The girls nodded.ย  Isabel looked guiltily at the half-eaten bag of pork scratchings in her hand and quickly tossed it in the bin.ย  All four children walked back to the bandstand to look out for the rest of their class returning to the minibus.ย  When they were back in their seats on the bus, Tania made a declaration.

“I’m going to make an early new year’s resolution,” she paused for effect before announcing, “I’m going vegan!”

“Me too,” said Isabel, smiling.

Luke looked wonderingly at Joe.ย  Joe nodded.

“D’you want to join our secret society?” they asked.

  • โ€œGood Spirit, your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life! I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!โ€

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Everything was tidy except Mr Beardsley’s desk

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The chairs were turned upside down on the desks; the bins were empty and the paint pots were washed up and stacked on the draining board.ย  Everything except Mr Beardsleyโ€™s desk was swept and dusted and tidy.

Mr Beardsleyโ€™s desk was always a mess โ€“ he said it was the only way he knew where to find anything.ย  Luke decided to see if there was anything worth finding.ย  There were post-it notes, pencils, pens, two coffee mugs, a pencil sharpener, a stopwatch, a calculator โ€“ a calculator?!

โ€œOne rule for them, another rule for us!โ€ thought Luke.

There were two piles of exercise books โ€“ blue maths ones and yellow history ones.ย  Luke sought out his own for a sneak preview of his grades.

โ€œHe hasnโ€™t even marked โ€™em yet!โ€ he grumbled, exasperated, โ€œwhatโ€™s the point of makinโ€™ us hand โ€™em in on Friday if youโ€™re not gonna mark โ€™em โ€™til next week?!โ€

There was nothing else of interest on top of the desk so Luke tried the drawer.ย  It was unlocked.

โ€œAha!โ€ย  He lifted out a large hardback diary, โ€œletโ€™s see what youโ€™re gonna make us do next week.โ€

He dropped the dog-eared book onto the desk and opened it to the first week of December.

Monday was left blank so Luke, cleverly imitating Mr Beardsleyโ€™s handwriting, wrote:

On the Tuesday page was a barely legible scribble which seemed promising:

The Wednesday page foretold a spelling test and a fire drill.

The Thursday page confirmed what Luke already knew: there would be a full dress rehearsal of the Christmas concert in front of the rest of the school and the senior citizens from the village. He smiled, knowing that meant no lessons.

The Friday page contained a still more glorious statement:

  • “Yo ho there! Ebenezer!”

Luke flinched at Kenny’s very loud portrayal of Fezziwig and knocked over one of the mugs which was still a quarter full of cold coffee. Thankfully, his reflexes were second to none and in slamming the diary shut he ensured the rest of the desk stayed more or less dry. He carefully placed the book back where he’d found it and rejoined his fellow Thespians.

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“Will you check on Curly ‘n’ Squirt for me after school?” Luke asked Joe on Monday afternoon as the credits rolled at the end of Roald Dahl’s Matilda.

“Yeah, why? Another rehearsal?”

“Yeah. I’ll be glad when it’s over an’ done with.”

“Not long now.”

“Thank goodness!” said Luke with relief, “I think it was a mean trick them tellin’ us we can be in the play without tellin’ us we wunt be doin’ the practices in lesson time.”

“It was,” Joe agreed, having had to give up a lot of his own free time to paint the scenery.

Mr Beardsley switched on the lights and clapped his hands to get everyone’s attention.

“Wakey wakey everybody, I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. It’s nearly half past three, so let me just remind you to bring your Christmas shopping money tomorrow. Full school uniform is compulsory – we don’t want to lose anybody.”

The bell rang loud and long, precipitating a riot of excited voices and chair legs scraping the floor.

“Exit quietly please,” he requested, “see you tomorrow.”

“I haven’t got any money,” said Joe to Luke confidentially.

“Me neither,” Luke replied, “but that doesn’t matter. It’ll still be good to get out of school for a few hours.”

Luke and Joe went their separate ways.

“See ya.”

“See ya.”

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Luke made himself comfortable in the middle of the row of chairs at the back of the hall. He put his bag on the chair to his left, his coat on the chair to his right and his feet on the chair in front of him. He took out his reading book and his notebook, popped his gobstopper back in his mouth and, keeping one ear open for the approach of his cue, read.

  • “Your reclamation, then. Take heed! Rise and walk with me!”

After reading page 71 he wrote:

After reading page 78 he wrote:

After re-reading page 69 he wrote:

  • “Remove me! I cannot bear it!”

  • “I told you these were the shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are do not blame me!”

After reading page 80 he wrote:

  • “… but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.”

Luke swiftly returned his books and his gobstopper to his bag and hurried to stage left. It was time for the Third Spirit.

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Luke, it’s your line!

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  • โ€œI am here today …”

“Tonight.”

  • “I am here tonight to warn you, that you ‘ave yet a chance and hope of escapin’ my fate. A chance and hope of my procturin’, Ebenezer.โ€

“of my procuring.”

  • “Of my procurin’ Ebenezer.”

  • โ€œYou were always a good friend to me, thankโ€™ee!โ€

  • โ€œYou will be haunted by three spirits.โ€

  • โ€œIs that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?โ€

  • โ€œIt is.โ€

  • โ€œIโ€”I think Iโ€™d rather not.”

  • โ€œWithout the visits, you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first tomorrow, when the bell tolls One.โ€

  • โ€œCouldnโ€™t I take โ€™em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?โ€

“Don’t move that, it’s mine!”

“Luke! It’s your line.”

  • “Expect the second on the next night… hey! Leave it I said!”

“Luke!”

“That’s my bag!”

“She’s only putting it in the cloakroom, it’s in the way out here, someone might trip over it.”

“Oh.”

“Can we please finish this scene! Go from ‘Couldn’t I take ’em all at once’.”

Butler pulled a face at Luke who reciprocated.

  • “Couldn’t I take ’em all at once and have it over Jacob?”

  • “Expect the second on the next night at the same hour. The third upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us!โ€

Ms Robinson breathed a sigh of relief.

“Okay, that’ll do. Well done for getting the lines memorised both of you, but try to put a bit more feeling into it. Simon, remember you’re really scared, and Luke, don’t forget to rattle your chains and try to make your voice sound more ominous.”

Simon laughed.

“I don’t think Luke knows what ominous means,” he said with a smirk.

“Yes I do!” Luke replied indignantly.

Ms Robinson elaborated.

“Try to sound menacing, sinister. Make your voice deeper if you can.”

“I knew what you meant!” Luke lied, flashing Butler his most withering scowl.

“Okay Luke, take a break,” said Ms Robinson, “Simon, get in position for scene 3.ย  First Spirit – where are you?”

Luke went to the cloakroom to find his bag. He didn’t trust anyone else with it – there was important stuff inside. He was relieved to find it safe on his peg, looking as though it hadn’t been tampered with. He confirmed this with the retrieval and measurement of his gobstopper – it was the same size it had been an hour and a half earlier when he’d put it in the zip pocket. He put the large sweet back into his mouth, took an orange plastic chair from the stack in the corner, and sat down to read his book. It wasn’t really his book, he’d borrowed it from the library, but it was so good that he thought he’d get his own copy if he got any book tokens for Christmas. The funny thing was, if Mr Beardsley hadn’t given them the book report assignment, he might never have picked it up. Its cover, a boring photograph of a corn field with a mountain behind it, would not normally have caught his attention, but its title – The Sustainability Secret – was intriguing. The word ‘secret’ had made him think of spies, secret agents, action and adventure, so he’d put the book on his ‘maybe’ pile and checked it out. He checked out seven books that day and after first trying and giving up on the other six, he decided, unequivocally, that The Sustainability Secret would be the subject of his book report. It turned out not to be about spies or secret agents but it was engrossing. He read it, and re-read it, every chance he got. Even when he was supposed to be watching rehearsals.

Participation in the school play had annoyingly failed to get him out of lessons because rehearsals were scheduled for after school and at weekends. On top of that Luke had had to spend an enormous amount of his free time learning his lines. Well, not an enormous amount, but some. As it turned out Luke was very good at memorising lines. Not only his own but those of everyone else in the scene. This was a very valuable skill to have and he determined to put it to more productive use in future. For example, there were lots of important facts in The Sustainability Secret that he wanted to commit to memory. A lot of it was scientific stuff which was harder to memorise but he wrote things down, over and over, until they stuck.

After reading page ten he wrote in his secret society notebook:

After reading page eleven he wrote:

  • “Good Heaven! I was bred in this place. I was a boy here!”

Butler’s voice could really carry.

Finding it difficult to concentrate, Luke closed his book and put it away.

“If they’ve on’y jus’ got to ‘I was a boy here’ it’s gonna be ages ’til I’m on again.”

He considered popping out to see Curly and Squirt but since time passed quicker when not at school he knew it was too risky. If he missed his cue again everyone would moan at him. He decided instead to hang out in the classroom. Pupils weren’t really allowed in the classrooms without adult supervision, not since the “mindless vandalism” of class 6, but Luke felt that since he wasn’t a mindless vandal, the rule didn’t apply to him.

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