Tag: humour
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Sherman & Geynes #2, Coming Soon!
Sherman & Geynes, Expert Sleuths Episode 2: In the Library with the Elastic Band coming very soon 😀 For the story so far, click here
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Life-Giving Force
Pop and crackle, Fizz and bubble, The witch stirs her cauldron On the fire in her hovel. *** She shrieks at the night It will happen alright, The life-giving force Of her potion’s in sight. *** It’s got onions and greens, Carrots and beans, There’s garlic and lentils, She’s hungry and keen To gobble it…
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New Music Page
I’m so grateful to Eva Xanthopoulos for introducing me to vegan music – I had no idea there was so much out there!  So now we just have to have a music page 🙂  Click on the link in the sidebar on the right to see a whole bunch of happy vegan music videos, and/or watch this…
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VVeC Productions Presents: Luke Walker and the Hypothetical Question
From Why are you a vegan? and other wacky verse for kids
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Spider in my shower cap
      There’s a spider in my shower cap And she doesn’t want to go. She’s determined to hang on, Whether I shake or whether I blow. So I guess if it’s that important, And she really wants to stay, I don’t mind getting my hair wet. It looks better on her…
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The Hungry Compost Bin
The compost bin was hungry And it wanted something new. It’d reduced old fruit and lettuce leaves To gloopy, slimy goo. “Enough with all the green waste, For now I’ve had enough. I need something dry and brown Like paper and card and stuff!” So strips of card were fed to it And more and…
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Tongue Twisters
Try saying these 10 times fast! Vegan Velma Viewed a Vase of Vibrant Violets Friendly Felix reFused Forthwith the Foul and Fetid Flesh Foods Vegan Vendors Val and Victor Vend Veg and stuff at Vegan Venues
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Luke Walker and the Hypothetical Question
Two days later …
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On the train
Yesterday we took a train ride to the seaside! Flying high above the houses! 😀 And here we are in Brighton Station.  Please mind the gap between the train and the platform. 😀
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I want a new hat!
I want a new hat, It’s as simple as that! But I’ve got no money to buy one. I know what I’ll do, I’ve got old hats – two, I’ll unravel to make a new one. Rose shared a pattern, A cool beret pattern, Which I’ll use to make my new hat. The purple from my…
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Answerin’ Back
She said “Do as you’re told So that as you grow old- -er, you’ll learn how to be a success.” **** I said “What’s that to me If there’s no bumble bee And the world’s all polluted wiv mess?” **** She said “Be quiet and sit still Or you certainly will Be punished and I’ll…
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Please Please Please
Please please please let me take my ease, Let me ride on your back for a while. My legs are short and not as strong as yours, I’ve been walking for more than a mile. I’ll just climb on and I won’t take long Try to stand still here for a minute. I really appreciate…
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Keep hope alive!
THE END You can read the whole story from the beginning here 🙂
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Spores
fino a domani
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Yep
See you tomorrow 😉
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Natural Immunity?
 Tomorrow.  Be here.
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And the Bipedicus Destructicus specifically?
hasta mañana
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And, what’s a volpar again?
To be continued …. tomorrow (of course!)
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So, not just a scary story?
And? Find out tomorrow 😉
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Isn’t that Earth?
What’s a volpar infection? Find out tomorrow! 🙂
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doin’ the right thing
Check out Luke Walker and the damsons and Luke Walker – A.W.O.L.
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Said Andrew Jones to me
“Why are you a vegan?” Said Andrew Jones to me. “Does your mum make you be one? Do you have to drink herbal tea?” *** “Don’t you wish you could eat this?” He showed me the meat on his pizza. “Have you ever even tasted fish? You’d probably like it Jamila.” *** “You can’t even…
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The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers: 10th instalment
Dot Dot Dot If you want to know how it ends, read it here now 🙂
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The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers: 9th instalment
To be continued ….. Or read it all here now 🙂
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The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers: 8th instalment
    To be continued …. Or read it all here now 🙂Â
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The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers: 6th instalment
To be continued… Or read the whole story here now 🙂
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The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers: 5th instalment
To be continued ….. Or read the whole story here now 🙂
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The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers: 3rd instalment
To be continued ….. Or read it here now 🙂
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The Rebel Gang and the Number Ciphers: second instalment
To be continued …… Or read it here now 🙂