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Ok, I know Violet said she was going to start the instalments of Venus Aqueous #3 today but I wanted to post my Voyager fan fiction. I know you won’t mind 😀 Anyway, Venus #3’s right here so it’s not like I’m keeping you from it 😉

Here goes. A short play. 😀

Act 1, Scene 1: Voyager’s Mess Hall

Neelix: “I can’t fine the pva glue! I’ve looked everywhere!”

Kes: “This is what happens when you tidy up.”

Janeway: “I’m just saying, next time we should discuss the plan before setting a course to kill us all.”

Paris: “There wasn’t time! Chakotay was in mortal danger!”

Janeway: “No he wasn’t.”

Paris: “Well he certainly could’ve been.”

Janeway: “Yes, and our deaths would have made a nice gesture of solidarity.”

Paris: “We didn’t die did we?!”

Janeway: “Through no fault of our own!”

Neelix: “Here, have a smoothie.”

Janeway: “Ooo, thank you, what’s in it?”

Neelix: “Apples, tomatoes and a carrot.”

Janeway: “Wow, it’s delicious.”

Kes: “Why don’t you tell us what happened Chakotay?”

Chakotay: “Well it was a bit boring actually. I met the mythical people I prayed to as a child, and discovered that they misunderstood our messages of peacefulness. They thought it was a trick.”

Kes: “Oh … so it backfired?”

Chakotay: “Yeah! But it was nice to get some fresh air. Sorry you all nearly died.”

Paris: “We didn’t nearly die!”

Janeway: “Calm down, drink your smoothie.”

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illustration by Violet 🙂

Violet’s Miranda’s Vegan Comics – making funny vegan-friendly children’s stories since 2012