Vegan Nursery Rhymes

Click on the pictures below for wacky poems and nursery rhymes:







vegan fairy tale vegan poem

children's poem  vegan poem

VEGAN POEM  Hee Hee said the cow link

pop crackle link 

think to question  there's a spider in my shower cap

vegan children's poem  the hungry compost bin


vegan tongue twisters I've got a bamboo toothbrush

isn't it a yucky thing cheep chirp

Dear Giovanni Luke Walker and the hypothetical question

Look at this can lentil burger with mushrooms and leeks

answerin' back  Puddlesplashers

why are you a vegan Daisy Blue

vegan-doll-poem-link I will not


The veganised traditional nursery rhymes here are included in the paperback collection of rhyming stories and nursery rhymes Why are you a vegan? and other wacky verse for kids  and some of the other poems are included in the pocket book HUMANS ARE NOT OMNIVORES! [poems your teacher might not like].  Both are available from  our shop 😀

YRUAV second edition   

9 thoughts on “Vegan Nursery Rhymes

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  3. “Chickens are people just like dogs” – I really like that one, even though I’m not vegan (but I’m close)! 🙂


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